Under the surface
Loch Ness: The Monster Musical
My Soundtrack. My Story.
My favourite track is still in mock-up only: ‘Time Stands Still (For No-Man). The ‘da de dum’ bit is fun; might sound attractive in Gaelic? ‘Cantankerous’ was originally written for accordion; its current treatment reflects the housekeeper’s character (Latino origins).
In early 2020, I had begun to build a relationship with the Eden Court folks when an opportunity arose in the US. With a view to a workshop and then a run in the Denver Centre for the Performing Arts, I was in talks with Scott Shiller, producer of New York’s longest-running Off-Broadway magic show. Then the Pandemic hit—lucky white heather. Most recently, talks with the Loch Ness Castle Experience.
Over dinner one night, Ian and Joely especially encouraged me to submit some of my music for the Movie. Joey’s husband, nd Tim Bevan (Working Title Films) was the producer. The music then became the basis for my finalist entry into Sir Cameron Mackintosh’s Highland Quest for a new musical. Time flies – my daughter Pauline, front/centre, is now 35.
I am moving (slowly) towards establishing a provisional cast; I plan to workshop and rewrite to accommodate the specific format and setting, and add some sizzle. With a small cast and musicians, I hope to create the musical in some way, perhaps in a setting other than a traditional theatre. Audio-only, animated series or live performances are all options on the table. I was contacted by Disney some time ago and have yet to capitalise on that.
A live performance in an intimate theatre within a themed visitor attraction would offer intimacy and advanced technical sound and lighting support at a significantly lower cost than a traditional theatre.
Here he is:
Much of the script takes place in a castle. I had previously considered the musical performed across different rooms in a stately home, with audience members moving from room to room, much like singing tour guides. A natural performance space would be ideal.Despite all this and Johnny’s constant enthusiasm, LNtMM is just one of many things I could get serious about, but I likely… who knows?
Lochness the Monster Musical Pitch doc:
Loch Ness A4 presentation 2026


